So who got up at 7:00 am to watch the YouTube livestream of Meet the Queens of Season 14 of RuPaul’s Drag Race? Thank you for asking!! It’s me, your trusty recapper from AllStars Season 3. I’ve been lying fallow but am ready to sprout! (Cue sound of Dante sprouting 🌱 🎶.)
Our season 13 winner, the slim, sizzling and scintillating Symone, is on hand to introduce this season’s fourteen queens. “Trust,” she says, “you ain’t ready!” Oh, I’m ready, sis!
The queens, in alphabetical order, sashay down a runway consisting of claw machines—you know, that arcade game where you extract plushies ‘n prizes with your greedy claws. (Yes, we’ve all dated her.) 🦞 They’re also known as Pluck-a-Pals. (And yes, we’ve all plucked a pal.) 🐔
So the queens of season 14 are:
Alyssa Hunter, Puerto Rican pageant queen (she lied about her age and won her first at age 16)
Angeria Paris VanMichaels, Atlanta pageant queen
Bosco, hailing from Seattle and named after her dead family dog 🐶
Daya Betty, from Chicago and the House of Methyd, her drag name is a play on her Type 1 diabetes
Deja Skye, Fresno-based drag performer
Jasmine Kennedie, New York City hi-energy diva
Jorgeous, luscious Latina diva from Nashville
June Jambalaya, self-proclaimed Real Housewife of Drag and another southerner
Kerri Colby, from the legendary House of Colby, trans queen and glam goddess
Kornbread “The Snack” Jetė, South Carolina-raised Big Girl, trans queen and Palm Springs regular
Lady Camden, professional ballet dancer originally from UK and “ladylike as f*ck”
Mandy Morphosis, first ever cisgender heterosexual queen, hailing from Arkansas
Orion Story, campy vintage kitty and first drag queen to hail from Michigan (attention Brad Fuhr!)
Willow Pill, Yvie Oddly’s drag sister. Like Yvie, she has a chronic medical condition, thus her name.
We’ll soon learn more about the stunning cast. The fan sites are abuzz with gossip and the queens are all over social media, so feel free to dive right in!
Remember that our own hilarious Ross Matthews hosts a weekly show on KGAY 106.5 every Saturday from 10a to noon. Ross, of course, is a regular guest judge on Drag Race and part-time Palm Springs resident. If you want all the tea, shade and gossip, be sure to tune in!
Season 14 will air beginning Friday, January 7 at 8:00p on VH1. Look for my weekly recaps! Til then, be fierce, be proud, and be yourself. Now sashay away and I’ll be back in 2022! ❤️