“We all have that friend who insists they don’t dance, but the second “U Can’t Touch This” wafts from someone’s speakers, they’re breaking it down with the best of them. Or maybe your ordinarily sweet-as-pie pal turns into an absolute monster in a mosh pit.
Point being, we all contain multitudes — and so does the Coachella Valley, offering nightlife for every mood. Think of this list as less of a personality test and more of a vibe check. Decide who you’re gonna be tonight, and party accordingly…”
